Measuring Your Penis!

I thought this would be a fun article to write because I have not seen it before and I’m quite the numbers nerd!! I am in no way a professional but I have been doing some reading on how medical professionals measure and study penis size. If you want an exact measurement, then I would ask your favorite urologist. First and foremost…These measurements are to be taken only if you want to know and see where you fall in the mix. Ladies, it is extremely inadvisable for you to even hint, suggest, or ask about your man’s penis size. You don’t need to know where he compares unless he wants to tell you or wants your help. Regardless of size it immediately give men a sickening feeling of insignificance. Just don’t do it.

The first thing you need to do is get two different rulers. The model for this post used a tailors tape to measure circumference and length. It’s better to use a plastic or wooden ruler for length. We are going to do multiple measurements to give you an idea of how big you really are. Once we are done I will give you a link to a website that tells you where fall in a room of 1000 men. Again, don’t partake in the comparison if you don’t want to know.

Now let’s measure that schlong. We’re going to measure your flaccid penis first. To measure the length, take a rigid ruler and place it at the base of the penis and push into the pubic bone. Depending on how far in you have to push, it may be a bit uncomfortable. Just do what you can.

As you can see above, his penis measures to about 4 1/2 to 4 3/4 inches. Not too bad really.

Next we will take a look at the overall girth of the penis. To measure this you need to find the fattest part of your penis. This could be in the middle or it can be the top or bottom.

Looking at the picture above, take your tailors tape and wrap it around your penis at the thickest part. Careful not to pull the tape too hard as it will squeeze your penis. Just wrap it loosely around. The model above appears to have a 5 inch round penis. Take note of your numbers!!

Ok, Ok, Ok, I know, who cares about the limp size because the erection is what matters most, right? From a sex standpoint, yes, but we still have to get all the measurements.

I’ll give you a few mintues to get yourself erect. If you need help, just check out the galleries.

Now that you’re raging with a hard-on let’s get to work. Just like before, taking your erect penis, place the ruler on the top and push back into the pubic bone. Go as far as you can without hurting. We want all the credit here! Measure all the way to the tip.

Looking at our measurements here, he appears to have a penis about 5 3/4 inches. Take note of yours as well.

Now let’s move into our last measurement, erect girth. Just like before you need to find the fattest part of your penis. This is where we we’ll do the measurement. Wrap the tailors tape around at the fattest part taking care not to get it too tight. Overlap it and take the measurement where they meet.


Okay, so, looking at our brave model he has a little over 5 1/2 inches in circumference. Not bad overall. I think he is a little bit above average, but let’s look back at the doctor study.

Average flaccid length: 2.8-3.9 inches. Model: 4 5/8 inches

Average flaccid girth: 3.5-3.9 inches. Model: 5 inches

Average erect length: 4.7-6.3 inches. Model: 5 3/4 inches

Average erect girth: 4.7 inches. Model: 5 1/2 inches

Our model was above average in three of the four categories, and on the high end of average for the last. Not a bad size compared to the averages in the study. He’s not the biggest but he has more than enough to please just about any woman. He’s in what I like to call that “sweet spot” .

You are longer than 65.23% of guysYou are thicker than 93.96% of guysYou are longer than 96.79% of guysWith a volume of 226.82 ml / 7.67 fl oz (US), you are 1.5 times more voluminous than the average
In a room of 1000 guys only 348 would be longer than youIn a room of 1000 guys only 60 would be thicker than youIn a room of 1000 guys only 32 would be longer than youThis means you are bigger than 95.77% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 42 would be bigger than you
90% of guys will be between 1.40″ shorter or 0.86″ longer than you90% of guys will be between 1.96″ thinner or 0.06″ thicker than you90% of guys will be between 0.13″ and 2.16″ shorter than you

Observing the table above, we get a comparison based on the data and statistics of I just took his measurements and plugged them into the calculator. Disclaimer…although this site appears to have used the same data and references that i have, you must use it at your own risk. I have not verified the validity of their calculations.

I didn’t do too deep of a dive into this, but it was fun learning about what is actually out there versus what guys tell you. Go and do your own measurements and let us know in the comments below. If there’s interest I will make a gallery of your penis measurements and do a table to anonymously compare them.

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